My Halloween 2009 Experience - Part 3

Apologies for the long gap between posts. I've just been so busy with work these past couple of weeks. It's tired me out so much that this is actually my second attempt at writing this post. The first time I was falling asleep at the keyboard. The bright side is I managed to get a day off work tomorrow for all the extra hours I've been putting in.

Onto the conclusion! (Check out part 1 and part 2 for back story.)

We left the party, hopped into a cab and ended up at my apartment. It was really early in the morning. I can't remember if it was 5am or 6am because it was the day we were supposed to change the time on our clocks, and I still pretty drunk from the earlier events of the night. What I do remember was when we snuck quietly in my room, the girl I brought home with me said "I've never done this before". I'm pretty sure she was referring to the one night stand thing more than ever having sex. Little did she know... However, I didn't say anything. Even though I probably had a lot less experience than her, I just tried to pretend like I knew what I was doing.

We went into my single bed and got going at it. I wont' go into many details but long story short I am still a virgin.

The night was an experience nonetheless. I learnt many things:
1. I am a human male and with the right amount of alcohol, even I will want to make out/sleep with anyone. Even if I find then completely unattractive.
2. I cannot have sex when I am drunk. The plumbing won't work. We tried everything and just could not go all the way. It is now 2 times this has happened. It could be nerves as well but I'll make sure the next time I have sex with someone to stay sober. Then I'll know for sure.
3. If I have had enough to drink, it can cause me to become extremely sleepy. During our romp session I was starting to pass out here and there. In fact, I don't even remember when we decided to stop and just go to sleep.
4. it is nearly impossible to sleep in a single bed with someone twice your size. I am an extremely skinny individual so it is not hard for someone to be bigger than me but this girl was very large and took up a lot for space in my bed.
5. I learnt I can have no shame sometimes. When we finally decided to get up, I walked into the kitchen o find my room mates. I whispered to them that I had company and their eye's lit up. They asked me her name and that's when I realized I had no clue and had forgotten it from the night before.

When I had fallen asleep and then woken up, I felt so embarrassed, I didn't want to look at the girl's face. She seemed really into me. Because I didn't really want to continue anything with her, let alone lie in bed with her, I didn't really make any moves (or any movement, really) but she kept pulling me in and snuggling with me and rubbing my arms and stuff. Also, during our "play time" she kept saying how she like me a lot. I could just have been drunken babble but I still heard her say it several times.

At one point was were sort of spooning with me behind her. I was practically drifting off to sleep again until she did a 360 and totally en wrapped me in this huge bear type hug. This also cause her to pin me again the wall. I was totally trapped! I felt like i was going to suffocate.

I had really wanted her to leave and just get on with my day. I was avoiding all eye contact while she was in my apartment. However, she wanted to go for breakfast and I still felt guilty bringing home this girl just for sex, so I accepted and brought her to a nice restaurant nearby.

Breakfast wasn't as dreadful as I thought it would be. I actually enjoyed chatting with her the whole time in French. It gave me a chance to practice and she kept telling me I was speaking it pretty well.

It's funny, because at first I had not wanted to even look at this person and in the end we went for breakfast and she ended up treating me for breakfast! I told her she really didn't have to (especially since I was planning on paying for her) but she insisted.

I walked back down the street with her until it was time for us to go in 2 different directions. I gave her a high five, a hug, wished her a "have a nice weekend" and turn around to walk home. As I was walking, I turned my head and shouted "Thanks for breakfast!" and that became the end of that.

So yes, technically I am still a virgin. I am sorry to disappoint readers who were hoping that I lost my virginity. I know that intercourse it the main deciding factor on being a virgin or not, but I feel technically I just haven't had intercourse. I've know fooled around with two different girls (3 if you count Wendy, but that's a whole different ball game) and have had fun.

It can only go up from here.