Tonight was the first night of Passover. Being Jewish, it's tradition to have a Seder (big meal) the first 2 nights of the 8 days of Passover.
To my surprise, my mom had asked me to invite Indie Rock Girl to join us for the first Seder. I'm still convinced my mom doesn't know we're dating but she also continued to say that the reason she wants IRG to come is because my brother Jason (who's being an idiot and not talking to my parents for stupid reasons) is not coming with his family so our table will be empty.
In any case, I invited IRG and she accepted.
We met before hand and then travelled to the suburbs to meet my family. The only other time I brought a girl over for dinner was when I was dating Wendy and that was already after 3 or 4 months. IRG and I have only known each other a couple of months.
The night went well without any major disasters. My Mom, Dad, my brother Ira and my Aunt were there and all seemed to like IRG.
Throughout most of the night, I didn't really get a chance to talk to IRG too much. She seemed to interact with my family and did enjoy the food, but I seemed a bit worried she didn't have a good time.
We got a lift back into town and then took the subway towards our apartments (we live not too far from each other). Just when my mind was starting to go down that path called Worry, she turned to me and said "You look cute tonight".
I was sporting dress pants, a dress shirt and a tie. Also, I shaved my beard.
I've had a beard for the past 3 months and Indie Rock Girl has not seen me without on until tonight.
We also had a small chat about what to call each other. I admitted that I kept referring my friends to her as "the girl I'm dating" but was getting tired of it. She told me she's been referring me as her "Sort-of Boyfriend".
Since she's leaving and I don't want a long distance relationship (actually wee have yet to talk about that...), I can live with that.
I'M SOMEONES SORT-OF BOYFRIEND!
1 comment:
Elwood,
You are killing me. You have 2 months left with IRG and she's already expressed "we should have sex more often". You should take this as the best "get out of jail free card" that will ever be bestowed upon you.
First, you were pretty much a virgin before you met. Take this an the best learning experience EVER. She's going back to the US in 2 months. In those 2 months, she's going to turn you into a man.
Have as much sex as humanly possible with this girl before she leaves. A) she wants lots of sex with you. B) she probably wants lots of sex with you for the same reasons you do!
Stop thinking about a long distance relationship. When she leaves, it's over. You both are WELL aware of this. Stop looking too much into it.
Screw as often as possible. Stop making IRG responsible for the condoms. Go out -right now- and buy a box. Get one of those multipacks. ALWAYS carry a couple with you. There are few things hotter than man who is planning to have sex with me. We're women and we want to feel WANTED. BRING YOUR OWN CONDOMS. Shows you were interested in her vag long before bar closing time. Seriously.
Glad the penis is working right. Lay off the whiskey.
Good sex positions to try out:
Doggy-style (obviously, but stimulate the front.. i hope you know what I mean)
backward cowgirl - MMM
downward facing dog - look at a yoga book
reverse wheelbarrow. - not complicated... girl on back, you hold her legs almost over your shoulders. Crossed legs are AMAZING.
On a chair - girl straddles you while you sit on a chair. It's great (coming from a girl) lots of control.
not sure why I'm telling you this, I'm sure you've seen a ton of porn.
Oh, with that being said. Cumming on a girls face, ass, or chest is NOT okay... unless she asks.
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