b>Name: Undercover Aussie
First contact: , february 17, 2011
How'd we meet: OK Cupid
Her Whole profile was actually the lyrics to the song "asshole" by Dennis Leary cut up to be answers to each section. Plus her 1 picture was very cute.
The situation:
We wrote back and forth several times, getting to know each other. The messages starts getting longer and longer do I asked her to meet up for a drink.
The dealbreaker: she lied about who she was.
I've done the online thing for 6 years now and met tons of people - some cool, some crazy. Ive always approached it with caution but never had I met anyone who'd lied so blatantly as Undercover Aussie.
After asking her out for drinks she relied she'd love to but was in Melbourne, australia. At first I was excited because I had live in Australia for a year and loved if there. But then more truths came out.
I thought she had just moved there for whatever reason. Turned out she was FROM there and lied about her location because she had lived in My City, wanted to come back sometime in the future (no date planned) and thought she could make friends online before her return.
A bit odd way to do it but I wasn't completely thrown off until she admitted her ENTIRE profile was a lie. She wasn't 24 she was 32 and her picture was a fake also. I asked why the fake picture and she said its because it looked more Canadian! Plus the real Undercover Aussie wasn't even pretty. Obviously this person had self image problems.
I told her I was disappointed to be deceived like that and she felt bad do she disabled the fake account. Good riddance!
2 comments:
"Plus the real Undercover Aussie wasn't even pretty. Obviously this person had self image problems."
Wow. So you just take it upon yourself to judge a person based on their appearance alone? All the lies aside, why did you feel the need to mention her looks? Because it obviously matters to you. Why does it matter so goddamn much what a person LOOKS like? Have you ANY idea how many truly wonderful women you've passed up just because you decided to shop for a pretty face and a sexy body and nothing less? How would YOU like it if no woman would have anything to do with you just because they didn't like the way you look? Jesus Christ, if you can't stand a less-than-perfect face, then close your fucking eyes when you kiss! And turn out the lights when you have sex! In fact, why don't you just gouge your own eyes out? It sickens me that so many of you asshole men judge women the same way you judge cars. Does it look good? Is it a smooth ride? etc. Pathetic. Think about your mother, aunts, sisters, nieces, daughters (in the future, if you ever have any), etc. Now how would you feel if you heard them crying over the fact that no man would have anything to do with them because they're not pretty or thin enough? Would you give a damn then? When it's a woman in your own family? Huh? Why the fuck are looks so goddamn important? Do you have ANY idea how many deformed people live lives of absolute misery because they're not granted the ONE thing all human beings yearn for? All they want is for someone to love them, but because of people like you, they live alone and die alone without ever once knowing what it's like to be loved.
P.S.: I forgot to say that the only person with an image problem is YOU! YOU are the one placing emphasis on image. And you wonder why that poor woman put up a fake profile pic? She did it because of assholes like you! She KNEW you would judge her by her appearance and not even give her a chance. Obviously she put up a better-looking picture in order to entice you just long enough until you could learn to like her for WHO SHE REALLY IS, NOT THE SLAB OF FLESH AND HAIR HER SOUL WAS FORCED TO LIVE IN WITHOUT GIVING HER A CHOICE ON WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE!
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